what in the wide world: The Party at Jake & Ashlee's House.

WYATT'S WORDS OF WISDOM aka FAMOUS QUOTES

You bubbled tail kangaroo!
I don't care if i never go to school!
To Levi while eating sheep heart: "So now your gonna have an extra heart in your tummy."
To the fish they caught that was flopping in the bag: "You better stop livin and start dyin!"
Bad people think bad people are good, and good people know better than bad people.
Helpin moms is like cigaretts, once you start you just can't stop.
You lived out in the middle of no where's when you were kids.
When I have kids, I'm never putin um in time out.
When there was no two percent milk at the store: "Mom, why didn't ya just get three percent milk?"
Well, if you mix one percent milk and two percent milk, you'll get three percent milk!
Are you goofy or suhum?
Did daddy squeaze you so hard that he got cologne on you?
You're crazier than a pickel in a jar!
Do ya want me to go to bed staarved?
One day our car was broken down on the side of the road. We said how we were grateful we weren't pioneers. Wyatt then commented, "If we were pioneers, we'd all be dead." Guess so because that was years ago.
Bryant, you always "extract" me
I think girls must have different taste buds than boys...
(on storing water) if the world was coming to an end, we'd all be dead anyways and wouldn't need water
It's grosser than a possum and hog jowels
That could creep out a bat
Pull up your pantelones...I can see your bum (edited version)
Whatcha thinkin dude?
I think there's suh'em in your brain what needs to be tooken out
I did suh'em mean
I was born crazy
You must not know english
Father's Day just isn't Father's day withou DAAAD's Rootbeer
What in the wide world....

Things we love...

Rolls with jam
Sheep? um maybe not.
Our Family
Paraguay y Brazil
Colorful Duct Tape
"The Seven Wonders of Enterprise"
when cars don't break down!
Facebook
Holidays especially Christmas
living on Tumbleweed Lane
BYU-Idaho!
Play Dough
"Hum, bom, pluck" (the noises of Bryan't violin tuning exersises)
chocolate chips
Berry Colosal Crunch...w/ peanut butter
cowboy hats and boots
wrestling
going to H.S. football games
going to Carter's Market (sometimes a couple times a day)
Birthday Celebrations (candles, presents, pinatas, cakes, pin the tail on the donkey...)
Singing Cards! (Listening to all of them in wallmart)
going for walks (with out the sheep:)
Cream puffs
taking naps
Ice Cream!
Fresh cherries and peaches
Our "Secretary boy"
"Walk Power Walk" and other great workout videos such as Yoga :) hehe
Sundays
Dutch Oven cooking
Mary Kay's Virtual Makeover :)
Rodeos
Tuffies
taking pictures
Wyatt's prayers
Wyatt's "fashionable" styles
Popcorn
Fishing
Diego
Snow Cones! After a strenuous day of work!
days off of work (not weeding)!
The "Seven Wonders of Enterprise"
the green van (when it works)
Our giant slide
Hoops and YoYo
All of our old lovely old TV episodes (because we have zero channels). Live with Elizabeth, The Lucy Show, The Andy Griffith Show and more!
cookies
The Panic Button!
"Bottie" especially Heidi :)
Chett, Gale, and Jaxon
Making cakes for any occation we can think of
ENCHANTED!! ahh ah ah ah ahaah....true loves kiss...
Woody ( "Howdy") and Buzz
Wyatt's "words of wisdom"
cooking/ baking (our own "specialty creations")
Music (country and spanish)
Root beer
getting the mail
Guitars
Singing
aprons
Apple pie
Baseball
Mom
Wiggle racers
DANCING!!!
High School Musical (movies, sing along, dance along, mystery date)
Panic button
Devil Cookies (1 box devils food cake mix, 1/3 cup water, 1/3 cup oil, 1 egg, 1 cup chocolate chips. bake at 350 for 8-9 minutes)
Jello
Beverly Hilbillies...uh, some of us...ok one of us